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That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I had more, but you go ahead. …

Large bet on myself in round one. Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for …

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it …

I just told you! You’ve killed me! Do a flip! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! It’s okay, …

Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Oh God, what have I done? You know, I was God once. But, like most politicians, …

Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Now Fry, it’s been a few …